Level Up
For the ageing millennial who refuses to admit their knees hurt — you’re not getting older, you’re just unlocking new skill points in Joint Pain Resistance.
An oversized faded tee crafted with 100% carded cotton.
This garment-dyed pump cover features wide neck ribbing and dropped shoulders for that clean, boxy, oversized silhouette — perfect for hiding your pump, your insecurities, or the creeping suspicion that you’re now older than Master Chief canonically should be.
Soft, comfy, and scientifically proven (by me) to increase your XP gain by at least +5 per session.
Age is just your IRL level. Go grind.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Midweight fabric (7.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Proven
- Email: contact@support.proven.direct
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Level Up Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.76
|
208
|
96
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
21.65
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
30.51
|
23.23
|
9.45
|
|
XL
|
31.89
|
24.8
|
10.24
|
|
2XL
|
33.27
|
26.38
|
10.63
|
|
3XL
|
346
|
27.95
|
112
|