Simple Needs
For the minimalist who only requires three things to thrive:
Gaming, Lifting, and Dogging (...wait?).
That’s it. That’s the holy trinity.
Everything else is optional — including social obligations, lawn care, and whatever your neighbour keeps trying to talk to you about.
An oversized faded tee crafted with 100% carded cotton.
This garment-dyed pump cover features wide neck ribbing and dropped shoulders for that boxy, oversized silhouette — ideal for hiding your pump, your snacks, or the fact you prioritise bicep curls and belly rubs over literally everything else.
Soft, comfy, and perfectly accurate.
Life’s complicated. You aren’t.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Midweight fabric (7.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Proven
- Email: contact@support.proven.direct
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Simple Needs Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27.76
|
208
|
96
|
|
M
|
29.13
|
21.65
|
9.45
|
|
L
|
30.51
|
23.23
|
9.45
|
|
XL
|
31.89
|
24.8
|
10.24
|
|
2XL
|
33.27
|
26.38
|
10.63
|
|
3XL
|
346
|
27.95
|
112
|